10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike