10 Random Poker Quotes

After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
"Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
"I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"