10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Fook the floosh droo!