10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim