10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-