10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.