10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-