10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.