10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.