10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown