10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Fook the floosh droo!
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."