10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant