10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.