10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz