10 Random Poker Quotes

• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.