10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---