10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die