10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Why not, when some because there are three.