10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Fold and live to fold again
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---