10 Random Poker Quotes

Fish don't eat Nutz!
Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
Those eggs smell delicious!
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
"Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
"Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
in the poker game of life women are the rake