10 Random Poker Quotes

• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."