10 Random Poker Quotes

I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
"Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
"if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
"If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio