10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"