10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"