10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword