10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --