10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.