10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.