10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.