10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• im going to 2 out you to death