10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.