10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Welcome to kicker school
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com