10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Those eggs smell delicious!