10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus