10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-