10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.