10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi