10 Random Poker Quotes

• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• It's Free To Fold...
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson