10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes