10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."