10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe