10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com