10 Random Poker Quotes

• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!