10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword