10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Fold and live to fold again
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.