10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Why not, when some because there are three.