10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer