10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson