10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"