10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.